FACT #1
Baseball IS America’s Favorite Pastime and this will never change. Whenever I say this, people try to tell me “No, not anymore. Football is America’s sport..blah, blah, blah. Then they’ll continue to explain why and I’ll act like I’m listening. But there’s really no argument, baseball is America’s Favorite Pastime and here’s the proof:
Baseball HATS. Everyone wears them. Everyone. What do football players wear when they are are on the sidelines of a football game?? Baseball hats!!! When I see a baseball player wearing a football helmet in the dugout, then maybe we’ll talk.
FACT #2
The Home Run. The greatest play in ALL sports. Hands down. No questions asked. It’s such a big play, it MAKES people do steroids. And of course, it is a category in Fantasy Baseball and in most leagues, has an effect on at least 4 categories.
FACT #3
Dale Doback (Stepbrothers) played Fantasy Baseball for a living. Therefore, Fantasy Baseball is better than Fantasy Football. Take a look:

When did “fantasy” stop being a sexual term and start being used by guys who can’t get laid?